math is not my friend

So the other day, i get this message from Facebook saying that MATH wants to be my friend!? What?! Math is NOT my friend and never will be. How could it have the nerve to request to be my friend? Did it completely forget what happened in high school? Does it think the weekly success I have had recently with balancing my checkbook means we are all good now? I don't know, but i made this collage which should clear things up. You can have a copy of it too, if you are also not a friend of Math.
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